He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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