we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
