You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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