You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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