Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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