i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You may now shotgun with the bride
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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