Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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