Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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