:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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