OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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