At least make sure they are 18
Why
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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