considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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