i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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