I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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