i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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