we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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