flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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