i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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