Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Randomize
