just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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