When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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