AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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