Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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