there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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