Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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