I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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