I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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