I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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