Your face is a jimmy john
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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