i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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