Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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