Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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