I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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