You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
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ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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