If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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