you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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