I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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