you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Randomize
