There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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