I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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