Where did you get a picture of my penis
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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