Kareoke will never be a sober sport
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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