Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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