C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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