I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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