For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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