i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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