he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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