Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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