She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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