I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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