I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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