I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize