letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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