how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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